Month: September 2011

I swear it’s true

TL was just finishing off his bagel the other morning when he suddenly went pale, shot out of his seat, and ran off, shouting, ‘bloody hell!’. ‘Whaaaaat?’ I said, as the rest of us sat round the breakfast table looking surprised. ‘I’m supposed to be at a breakfast meeting in St Pancras. Now!’ he said, …

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The Gallery – Shoes

Be warned, all you mothers of nice, neat toddlers with one pair of shoes each, or even primary school mums, whose offspring just have a couple of pairs. Here is a picture of the cupboard downstairs where my DVDs were supposed to go: I’m not even going to show you a picture of the bench …

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Evening Classes for Men

Just in time for the new academic year, and courtesy of my dear friend S, I bring you just the thing to help out any errant husbands, lovers or sons who may be having trouble distinguishing the floor from the laundry basket …. I think there is a discount available if they have to take …

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