Admin Alice Castle

Mums’ Rules

Oooooh, the excitement! John Lewis has offered me a £25 voucher in exchange for my top tips on a perfect family Christmas! I am touched that anyone would think for a second that I, the homewrecker of Herne Hill, would have the least clue about creating family harmony – and particularly John Lewis, surely the most sensible and …

Mums’ Rules Read More »

Pink Lady

I was tootling through Tooting this morning on my way to work, through the dark November drizzle, the nasty big buses and the grumpy commuters, when I came across this lovely sight: That is surely the only way to travel through Tooting – on a sugar pink bike, wearing sugar pink bike leathers, with a …

Pink Lady Read More »

Hard to credit

I was avoiding going to bed with my thoughts last night and, for some reason, I decided to check my credit card bill online. This is something I never do. Once a purchase is made, I rarely revisit the scene of the crime, and do my best to forget everything about the new item and …

Hard to credit Read More »

I love London

As a Londoner, I often forget to do ‘London’ things with the girls. I am so used to seeing the Houses of Parliament from the train when I’m off to buy deadly boring stuff like netball skirts that Pugin’s amazing building has all but lost its charm, while, on a clear day,  you can catch sight of the …

I love London Read More »

You know you’ve got a teenager in the house when ….

They may remind you strongly of the adorable tiny babies you brought home long, long ago. But teenage girls are a breed apart. No longer children, not quite adults, they lurch around somewhere in the middle, usually crashing into things and blaming you because it’s soooo your fault. Hey, they didn’t ask to be born, did they? …

You know you’ve got a teenager in the house when …. Read More »

Smashing Pumpkins

Nearly Wordless Wednesday …. You never know quite what you’re going to find in a pumpkin ……. A witchypoo …….or ….. …this amazing catbat, or, even scarier still …….. …..a whole bunch of Mummybloggers! Lovely Laura, Jo,  Erica and me, snapped by Tara at Port Aventura.

Piece of cake

I don’t usually go in for recipes and stuff, for the simple reason that I’m not a great cook. Last night, for example, I decided to make ratatouille, even though there was not a courgette, pepper, onion or bit of aubergine in the house. Yes, it was basically a can of tomatoes, with herbs. Actually, …

Piece of cake Read More »

Surprises in the post

1. Opened the door to the postman the other day. He handed me a package with something of a flourish. ‘Dulwich Divorcee. Is that your company name ………..or is it a statement of intent?’ he said, with what can only be described as a twinkle. I knew it was the moment to come out with …

Surprises in the post Read More »

Port Aventura in pictures

A weekend in pictures: The lovely Jo Beaufoix, Laura ‘Dos’ Driver and beautiful Tara Cain with the Dragan Khan ride in the background, where it was destined to stay throughout the weekend (phew!). This ride, the Chine Teacups, may look sedate, but note naughty Erica’s little pixie smile …..she was about to start twirling like a …

Port Aventura in pictures Read More »

Adventures at Aventura

There can be no sight more absurd than five tipsy mummybloggers trying to hide behind a teeny tiny cart in the dead of a Barcelona night, as they keep watch on a spooky hotel. Unless it’s the sight of those very same mummybloggers shrieking their heads off and running as fast as their little legs …

Adventures at Aventura Read More »