All right, Dulwich has got the highest incidence of swine flu in the whole of the UK, if not Europe, possibly the world, and there’s hardly a soul to be seen in the village, but really, ladies of SE21, even if there is a lot on our minds at the moment, there’s no excuse for forgetfulness about our apparel. Times of crisis or not, it always pays to have a quick peek before leaving the house, even if you’re just popping to the supermarket. Someone tell my neighbour, please!