Month: January 2011

Red carpet

Sponsored post As you all know, I’m not much of a shopper. Ahem. Could you stop laughing at the back there, please? I can hear you, you know. Obviously I do have a slight, passing interest in clothing – one has to throw something on one’s back, after all – and sometimes it is my …

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English as she is spoken

Sponsored Post  I love words. I think it comes of growing up in a family which played word games all the time – we would talk about ‘chish and fips’ and ‘par carks’, we’d say ‘what’s harpooning?’ instead of  what’s happening, and my father would set off for work every day with his ‘grief pace’ instead of …

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Medals for Mums

I was struggling round the supermarket yesterday, mustering the ingredients for the Book Group dinner chez moi, and muttering grimly, ‘the first rule about Book Group is … I wish there were no Book Group….’ (naturally I love it when it’s at everyone else’s houses and I can nosh the night away. But when it’s at …

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Big mouth

Well, I’ve really gone and done it now. It turns out that the paperback version of my novel isn’t, in fact, coming out until August. I know this because I emailed my publisher to say how much I liked the picture of my very own legs taken by a secret undercover photographer hiding in a …

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High heels

A lovely surprise, just when I needed it, when I was, ahem, checking out my book’s sales on Amazon. I know it’s a bit sad, but in fact I know authors who spend a lot of time rearranging stacks in bookshops so that their own wares come out on top. At least I don’t do …

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Happy 2011

I can’t pretend 2011 has been brilliant so far. On New Year’s Day my car was keyed on three sides. This casual wanton scraping by (presumably) a drunken teenager will cost me between £1500-2000 – or I should say the insurers will be paying. But then my premiums will go up and I will be …

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